Fright Night Pre-Fright

So I Know without a shadow of a single doubt that God never intended for me to be a blonde... Ever.

In fact, I look like bad drag in a blonde wig.

In other words, me with blonde hair is something quite beyond scarey and should only be done as a last ditch effort to pull off a Halloween costume. That is if I have to nerve to go through an entire night wearing this hideous thing on my head. In public.