The Unsuspecting Unexpected

Sometimes I like to send unexpected emails to unsuspecting people. Emails that make odd statements. Statements that are often meaningless and untrue. For example, "I want to be a ninja," was a message I sent last week. But I don't really want to be a ninja. I'm just not hardwired for violence that way.

But what I like best is when those unsuspecting people who read my unexpected emails write back... Today's response, "So do you still want to be a ninja?" received yet another unexpected reply.

"No. Today I feel my true calling would be handing out turkey legs at a Renaissance Fair."

And this my friends is why even when I'm in the most foul of moods, I can still make time to laugh.