One of the Good Ones

Now you and I both know that I don't normally post things that have been forwarded to death via email but I'm going to do it despite myself because it does sort of/kind of make a lot of good sense. And dang it all, I'm a good apple!

Women

are like apples on

trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach

for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead,

they sometimes take the apples from the

ground that aren't as good, but easy. The

apples at the top think something is wrong

with them, when in reality, they're amazing

They just have to wait for the right man

to come along, the one who is brave

enough to climb all the way

to the

top

of the

tree.

And stay there.

Okay, so I added the stay there part. Because love 'em and leave 'em men are far more disappointing than men who never reached at all… And because this is my damn blog and I can do whatever I want to. And because I said so, and we all know how that works.