Frozen Toes

When your toes are numb and your body feels like a block of ice from the neck down, it's a sure sign that something is wrong. And when you're in your own home feeling cold enough to worry that an icicle might form on the end of your nose, with more blankets than a summer sleep away camp wrapped around you shivering, there can be absolutely no doubt that the reason you're freezing is because the assholes downstairs are purposely withholding the heat.

And at this point, I'm beyond giving them the benefit of the doubt. For if anyone were ever going to be intentionally leaving me without heat in the dead of winter when it's a whopping twenty degrees cold outside, it would be the gruesome twosome from downstairs.

So as usual, there's only one thing I can do... Pick up the phone and complain.