Spinned Out

Saints be praised, Spinderella has shoved off, moved on, and moved out! And I can't even begin to say how overcome with joy I am to know that somewhere very far away from here, she's returned to the one place that has no choice but to take her back.

And because I am a kind and thoughtful person, a word of advice to Spin...

Develop a taste in music that doesn't deafen you. Remember that good manners will open more doors than they will close. And for the love of God, live at home with your parents for as long as they will have you! And if all else fails, consider traveling abroad...