An entertaining email started my day, courtesy of my sister Audrey's friend Christian, who might not have realized he was forwarding his answers to Audrey's entire family ... Following is a brief synopsis of my favorite answers in email format to both Audrey and Christian this morning ...

29.Which single store would you choose to max out your credit cards?

Part of of me wants to kid around and say a porn shop, another part of me wants to seriously say a porn shop . . .

By far my favorite answer, especially when considering Mom and Dad are on the mailing list ...

Although this one here gets my vote for economical ...

22.Favorite restaurant:
parent's fridge

35.Who is the person you sent this to who is least likely to respond:
I'm going out on a limb here and am going to say, one of Audrey's friends who I've never met and who will delete this upon not-recognizing my name.

Isn't it nice to be proved wrong every once in a while ... (It may have had to do with the subject bar.)
(Which happened to be my sister's name and the only reason why I opened it.)

And lastly ... Why is it I am the only one who caught the fact that how could you answer question # 40 before answering # 41. If we want to get technical that is ...

40. Time when you finished: 7:56 (shouldn't this be the LAST question?)

41.Your fav song just now:
good question, I'm going to go with that Queens of the Stone Age song. . . what ever it's called . . .

"No One Knows" ... Now isn't THAT ironic?

Subj: Everything You Never Wanted to Know ... Thanks to my sister Audrey ... Stacey's answers.

1.What time is it? Sometime after 5:30 p.m. I can't be much more specific since NONE of the clocks in my house actually read the correct time!

2.Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Stacey Lynn "Censored Information" (Note: Parents were very unoriginal as my middle name is the exact same thing as my older sister Amy ... Evidently they couldn't think of anything a bit more creative in a 2 year time span ... That or they really, really like Lynn.)

3. Nickname: Spacey (childhood nickname) Louie (oldest sister Amy is convinced this irritates the hell out of me ... Why, I have no idea but there it is.) Princess (at work, they either think really high of me or think I am a complete bitch. I'll take door # 3.)

4.Parent's names: Patrick and Nancy ... With the step-parenting help of Becky, Chick and Ken ... Isn't it nice to know that I have so many people to lay the blame on when I finally succumb to therapy!

5.Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 28 ... But if I recall correctly, I didn't get a cake ...( Audrey this must be a new family tradition!)

6. Date that you regularly blow them out: How can you blow candles out if there aren't any? And how can you regualarly blow them out if your birthday comes but once a year? Hmmm ... Inquiring minds want to know.

7. Hair colour: Brunnette baby ... although there's just getting to be one too many grays lately infiltrating my scalp ... Thank goodness for hair dye ...

8.Tattoo: One on my right shoulder, about the size of a closed fist. Everyone gets all queered out when I tell them that it is a fairy ... But she's awesome! She's chilling out on her toadstool reading a book and thinking about doing something devious. A creature after my own heart.

9.How much do you love your job on a scale of 1-10: About as much as I like getting a paycheck on a weekly basis ... But if I had to rate it, I'd give it a five ... It's pretty decent most of the time ... However if I ever come into some big money (No whammies!) I am so out of there!

10.Favourite colours: I love BROWN ... It's a very underappreciated color. But it can be beautiful in the right context.

11.HomeTown: Same as my current residence ... Haven't gone too far since then, other than NOT still living with my parents.

12.Current residence: Same as my hometown ... What can I say, I live on the edge!

13.Favourite food: Hmmm ... CHICKEN ... It's multifaceted!

14.Been to Africa? Nope! Been to Canada and that is about the extent of my worldy travels ... But that's ok, I've still never been to Disneyland or world either! But for the record, I AM not BITTER ...

15.Loved somebody so much it made you cry? That depends ... how deep is the ocean?

16.Been in a car accident? Yes ... and I'd like to finally admit that it WAS my fault ... Because in my impatience with the car making a left turn in front of me, I pulled the car to the right shoulder of the road and ended up getting sideswiped by a white delivery truck ... Of course, that's not exactly the same story I told over 10 years ago to my parents ... But finally, the truth shall set me free! Sorry Bren for putting your arm in jeopardy!

17.Croutons or bacon bits? How can you not like Croutons?

18.Sprite or 7UP? Did someone say Mountain Dew "Nectar of the Gods"

19.Favourite movie: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (w/ Colin Firth), Bridget Jone's Diary (w/ Colin Firth) ... Coincidence? I think not. The Matchmaker featuring Janeane Garofalo ... Virtually anything that has British, Irish or Scottish accents ... I'm funny like that ...

20.Favourite holiday: My birthday ... Hey, it counts!

21.Favourite day of the week: Friday ... I've got the whole weekend before me!

22.Favorite restaurant: I'll just pretend that I get out that much ... In my father's words, "anything cheap".

23.Favourite flowers: Calla lillies and anything wild. Is there any such thing as a bad flower?

24.Favourite beverage: People at work will be surprised that I don't list Mountain Dew but my absolute favorite is Hot Cocoa made with Milk.

25.Favourite sport to watch: That depends ... Am I drinking?

26.Preferred type of ice cream: Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream ... Ahh the perfect blending of chocolate and peanut butter ... What woman could resist such a heavenly combination?

27.How many times did you fail your driver's test? Passed it with flying colors the first time around.

28.Who is the last person you got email from before this one! Someone who promised that if I only bought their product, it would change my life forever! Maybe I shouldn't have deleted that ... Down with SPAM!

29.Which single store would you choose to max out your credit cards? Well as long as someone else is going to be resposible for paying them off, I'd go bonkers at a combination of places ... Pier 1, Pottery Barn, and anything else pertaining to home decorating. Oh please! Like I could choose just one!

30.What do you do most often when you are bored? I got three things to say ... Couch, afghan, book ...

31.Name the person you are friends with that lives the farthest away: My Mom ... Awwwwww ....

32.Most annoying thing people ask me or tell me: Why are you still single? How come you're not married? (Favorite reply ... Why do I need someone else to justify my existance?)

33.Favourite thing to do at Bedtime: Flip the pillow over for the cold side and fall asleep.

34.Who will respond the quickest? The person with the least amount of things to do and lots of time to waste ... (Audrey, I owe you one for this!)

35.Who is the person you sent this to who is least likely to respond: Bren ... My bet is on you ... With a small army of children, how could you possibly get free long enough to type a sentence ... Dad ... You probably already deleted this so you're also getting my vote.

36. Favourite TV shows: I don't really watch all that much tv ... But when I do happen to remember that ED is on (NBC FRIDAY NIGHTS @ 8 p.m.) then that is what I watch.

37.Last person(s) you went out to dinner with? Hmmm ... dinner ... Does that count going to Dad's?

38.Last movie you saw: What a Girl Wants (w/ Colin Firth) this past Sunday with KC.

39.What is your car's name: The White Jelly Bean ... I believe the name says it all ...

40.Time when you finished: How can I be finished when there is ANOTHER question? Hah ... Bet you thought you'd stump me on that trick question! Alternate answer ... In the time it takes to burn dinner ...

41.Your fav song just now: Absolutely anything sung by Tori Amos (saw her live at the Landmark this past March) and 50 cents "In Da Club" ... Growl.

And that, as they say, is that.