Pet Peeves

1. Borrowed library books that give off the stench of cigarette smoke.
2. People who drive 55 mph in parking lots.
3. Alarm clocks.
4. Calling people I don't know.
5. Calling people I do know.
6. The tires on my car.
7. The price of milk. Gas. Orange juice. Everything...
8. Bumper stickers.
9. Movies with no plot and/or purpose.
10. Forwarded emails that threaten personal harm should you not forward them to ten more people.
11. Spelling that doesn't even come close to being hooked on phonics.
12. People who say Idear instead of Idea. Pacifically speaking that is...
13. People who don't get sarcasm.
14. Slurping.
15. Having to buy stamps.