Waking This Side of Sunrise

When picking out my puppy, I don't remember saying, "I'd like to get the one who wakes up every morning before six a.m."

Nope.

I swear to God I did not make any such request...

And all I want to do is go back to bed to be awakened by whatever tone it was I set for my alarm clock this week. I really can't remember which one I chose. Then again, why am I surprised? I've got the bite my fingers until I take Lucy out to go potty pup alarm.

There goes an arguement for technology right there.