I wish I could ...

Call work and tell them that I am sick (and tired) and won't be coming in for the remainder of the week.

I wish I could ...

Get paid for staying home.

I'd rather be ...

Rich, looking for an occupation to fill my time, rather than depending on one to make a living.

If I could I'd be ...

Somewhere on a secluded mountain overlooking a serene lake, cup of cocoa in hand, tapping away on a keyboard, writing a novel.

What I'm doing now ...

Giving up on the wish list and getting my disheartened butt to work.