Something is up with my computer and it's driving me nuts!

There is absolutely nothing worse than getting an error message, repeatedly, and then having no clue as to what the hell any of it means, other than the fact that the computer is having an emotional moment!

So now I'm frustrated, and ready to toss the damn PC right out the window. And you can be damn sure, if tossing it doesn't work, I'll finish it off with a couple good whacks from a baseball bat!

And another thing! Who the hell came up with error messages that read like Greek in the first place!

Who gives a flying rats ass over some general protection fault, blah, blah, dee blah sort of thing! Nobody understands what that means anyway!

So why not just be up straight and honest with it all, and skip the whole computer error lingo for something like this ...

"You bought a piece of shit computer, you don't have enough memory."

or

"You've completely screwed up your computer by messing around with your utilities."

or

"You had better call a technician, cause this one goes way over your head."

So drop the computer mumbo jumbo jargon and tell it like it is dammit! I've already had more than my share of stress today.