The adventures of "Flat Stanley" are about to commence. Courtesy of the Unites States Postal Service and Mr. Sean M., I will soon be in possession of the much talked about photos from the infamous trip to Spain. Full details to follow upon arrival.

Congratulations go out to my friend Candy and her husband Fred, who last night became the proud parents of Nyla Grace, weighing in at a healthy 8 pounds 1 ounce. A whole new way of celebrating St. Patty's Day ...

In other news, there was a strange, but recognizable male voice on my answering machine last night saying hello ... Only problem is, while I know I know the voice that is talking, I can't figure out who the hell it is. Please, oh, please call back soon!