Defining the Undefined

Emotional Fuckwittage

Main Entry: Emotional Fuckwittage

Pronunciation: Exactly how it sounds.

Function: Explanation of inexplicably bad behavior.

1. Behaving in a manner that causes unnecessary stress and/or upset to another.
2. To promote a duplicity of feelings.
3a. The inability to form a relationship. 3b. Commit to a relationship. 3c. Break off a relationship.
4. To cause confusion.
5. To be disingenuous.
6. Failure to follow through.
7. Inability to communicate either verbally and/or in print despite the invention of the phone and/or the computer.
8. To disengage.
9. To languishingly disappear.
10. To lack intentions.
11. Holding the emotions of another person hostage.
12. To believe that friends with benefits is a valid solution to having a non-relationship relationship.
13. Calling - months after the relationship has ended - just to talk.
14. The act of being unaccountable.
15. The ability to disappoint without trying.
16. To be male.

As far as being politically correct goes, I'm not even close to not offending someone... Then again, if you're all that offended you're either (a) male (b) guilty as charged or (c) both.