Just a quick hello before I get to starting off yet another Monday morning ...

I wanted to tell you about the neighbor's cat situation last night but as you know, the Ramon Noodle story took center stage. (An all true story, I will remind you, and not one I am necessarily too proud of, considering the fact that even though it was a drunken stupor in which it happened, I did indeed believe that water could start a fire.)

But there's no time this morning. It's already half past the hour and I have yet to (a) put on my make-up, (b) blow dry my hair, (c) don the work clothes, and (d) wake Oscar and get her ready for school.

So I'm outta here, me and a little memory ribbon to remind me to tell you later.