Slimeball Physics: A Single Girls Guide to the 411 of Recognizing a Jerk When You See One

Contrary to the popular belief that you can always spot a slimeball by the type of rock he lives under, this go to guide, goes below the surface to come up with cold hard proof that the man of your dreams, just might be a nightmare in disguise.

Warning Signs (Random order)

He sells his Grandmother on the blackmartket in order to fund your romantic get-away.

He finds your medicine cabinet to be his favorite shopping mall. I don't care what anyone says, Secret may be strong enough for a man but it's still made for a woman!

He likes your friends ... a little too much.

His favorite saying is "You gonna get that?"

You find an Al Bundy shrine in his closet.

He still lives with his Mother.

He wishes your Mother lived closer.

He thinks Coco Channel is a type of mixed drink.

He's more than willing to let you foot the bills ...

He lives by the theory that two heads are indeed better than one.

His idea of a romantic marriage proposal is a plastic spider ring bobbing in a glass of cheap wine, while sitting in the front seat of his car.