Bored At Work

Sometimes I wonder why I do the things I do ... (Insert evil laugh here.) And then I remember.

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From: Stacey
Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2005 3:42 PM
To: John
Subject: Inclement Weather

Dear John,

This is not a "Dear John" letter ... Though it does give off that appearance.

Have you looked outside recently? It's looking MIGHTY DANGEROUS!!!

Toni thinks we should LEAVE EARLY. We (Not to be confused with the ROYAL "WE" but the combined forces of Toni, myself and those who shall not be named though I'm sure you can guess who they are if you give it even a moments thought) think it's absolutely imperative to CLOSE due to INCLEMENT WEATHER. (I ask again, have you looked outside recently?)

What do YOU think?

Check YES or no ...

[ ] YES
[ ] YES

Sincerely,
Stacey & the rest of the idiots at this end of the hall

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From: John
Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2005 3:52 PM
To: Stacey
Subject: RE: Inclement Weather

Being the sympathetic boss that I am, and loathing the idea of carrying the weight of your untimely passing on my conscience, my answer is ... YES. Wait ... I changed my mind ... No.

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Geesh ... Some people have all the nerve!