Highlights

Because I am far too tired (having just got home) and far too cold (having just turned the heat back on)to blog about last night in its entirety, I thought I'd entertain you all with the highlights.

The Outback restaurant is seriously overrated.

Liquor stores on New Year's Eve are packed with single, available men.

Upstate NY movie theaters that have outside ticket lines are by far the dumbest idea that anyone has come up with. Especially after freezing for 15 to 20 minutes to find out that the movie you wanted to see is sold out.

Margaurita's are YUMMY.

Good help at Blockbuster isn't hard to find. Seeing how long he'll stick around to help you out after you've good naturedly made him turn every shade of red in the book is even better. "We're starting out with Garfield and making our way to the Porn section."

Getting the kids to go to bed in order to get your drink on is difficult.

White Chicks - the movie - is hysterical. I want to marry a Wayans Brother!

Creamsicles - Orange mix with Vodka, vanilla ice cream and crushed ice - Taste more like yummy, delicious popsicles than liquor.

Trying to make more creamsicles after having had a few creamsicles is difficult.

The Scene ... A very messy counter. A bottle of orange vodka mixture, a pint of vanilla ice cream, a bag of ice and a blender. Brenda popping the lid on the blender and pushing the on button to no avail, me standing by with what I decided to call a mice cream scoop sing songing "You broke it, you broke it." Realizing some minutes later that we've managed to plug in the toaster and not the blender, as we laughed like lunatics in the kitchen.

Downing more creamsicles.

Having a girl camp out on the couches. Me on the shorter one of course.

Feeling like it was 1000 degrees as a result of too much alochol.

Waking up at around 3 something in the morning and getting somewhat sick in the bathroom.

Going back to sleep on a spiderman pillow, feeling much better.

Waking up and spending the rest of the day doing nothing, with little to no accomplishment.

Just talking, laughing and carrying on like idiots. It couldn't have been any better.